!WARNING! CONTAINS MURDER!

!CAUTION! CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE!

If I were you I would full screen this bad boy and take a seat with your eyes peeled back. Me and my Project Trident fellows, made this whilst in the process of making another film called "Inheritance" because we got so bogged down in all the planning and pre-production we lost interest. So we changed up and make it fun again. Now we are refreshed!

!WARNING! CONTAINS STRONG VIOLENCE!

This was made in the middle of the night with my dear Project Trident buddies. We make films that usually involve some form of inventive and bloody special effect. And a melon.

!WARNING! CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS!

I made this film with my friend Liam. It's quite an old one and was made within the limitations of what we had around us at the time. (My old version of imovie liked to crash and generally not work whenever I gave it the most mildly taxing of tasks.)

It's a bit to long in places because I was reluctant to alter it in case the whole thing fell apart, so stick with it.

I entered it into the Cambridge Film Festival last year, more for a laugh than anything else. Later on I was talking to my friend Clare, who had to watch all the entries. She was telling me how tedious it was, even the film titles were putting her off. "What do you expect if you're gonna call a film something crap like 'We Die Alone'?" she said.

"Are you joking?" I said.

She wasn't joking and she had no idea it was my film.